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I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this... how long does it take a giraffe to throw up ..
what a funny blog (Source: gigglefactory)
so a giraffe feels it coming for a while….
How One Direction spends their vacation:
Liam takes the most adorable vacation ever with Danielle. Niall watches TV and goes to a Back Street Boys Concert. Louis continues to show the world how gay he is. Harry shows off his new car, gets bitches, and goes to LA. And then there’s Zayn…
~~80 years from now;
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
